Impressions

I've finally made it back to Illinois.  As of now, I have traveled about 5,750 miles, and I've seen a lot of interesting things.  Instead of a large update, today I am just going to air some observations/grievances about the states I have visited.

Illinois:  Your taxes be like crazy, your services be like nonexistent. 

Indiana:  You're cooler than I thought you would be.  You are a 1...out of 10.

Ohio:  You smell like barbecue sauce.

Kentucky:  You're down with whisky.  I'm down with you.

Tennessee:  Nashville seemed pretty cool.  I wish I had more time there.

Georgia:  It was starting to get humid here.  I'm glad I didn't venture further southeast.

Alabama: Maybe I would enjoy you more if it wasn't raining the whole time I was there.

Mississippi:  A bit humid for my taste.

Louisiana:  A bit buggy for my taste.  Still too humid.

Texas:  Everything is bigger here.  Your speed bumps are more similar to anti-terrorism vehicle barriers in the rest of the country.  

New Mexico:  You caught me off guard.  I didn't know there was a "New" Mexico.  The times we live in...

Arizona:  You are dry, and don't seem that hot...And then you touch something that has been outside for five minutes.   

Utah:  U suck.

Colorado:  Everyone here seems to think that 5-15 mph bellow the speed limit is acceptable.  It is not.

Wyoming:  Why would I want to come back here?  Easy, Grand Teton National Park.

South Dakota:  The coolest thing you have to offer is the Corn Palace.  Maybe it's time to get your act together.

Iowa:  You're still a thing?

Minnesota:  There are more hipsters here than expected.  I will refer to the St. Paul/Minneapolis area as Portland Junior. 

Wisconsin:  I like cheese and beer.  I guess I don't hate you.  The packers still suck.